HALLOWEEN PARADE OF HOMES

Please join us for the 200th annual Halloween Parade of Homes. A neighborhood found in the middle of nowhere. People have been dying to tour these “cookie cutter” homes for years.  Touring these cul-de-sac homes are a once in a lifetime experience. Coupons for this event can be found in the “Dreadville News” and the “Hard Times” newspapers. VIP tickets, 50% off or BOGO coupons are available to purchase in advance. All proceeds and rigor mortis money collected will go toward new homes, mansions and castles for future residents. This amazing night begins at dusk and ends at dawn. Please drive carefully. We have two cemeteries, no hospitals. Directions below … no early birds please!

 There are 7 houses in the neighborhood, the newest homeowner is Aly, the alley cat. She is a siamese scaredy cat that always wears a white fur brooch. Aly flies on a tree limb instead of a broom, she says it is much more cat-effective. She moved from the bowling alley into a catty shack and is now a house cat. She was determined to move her catnip and litter box in before meow-loween. The cul-de-sac neighborhood is a purr-fect place to spend her 9^th life. Tom, her calico cat boyfriend, loves his catwoman.  He is from Catifornia, and is quite the catch. He helped cater the move. They spend much of their time eating catfish, tuna catserole and caterpillars, catnaping, taking cat walks, looking at catalogs and grooming. The two love birds are catholic and belong to the black cat society, a social club for cats over the age of 100 and is focused on intuition and social instinct. The catastrophic cat scan on her cat tail, cat whiskers and cataracts is scheduled after she recovers from her cat scratch fever but, before the next full moon. So, the next time a black cat, named Aly, crosses your path, be sure to give her a hiss and a big meaw for good luck on her test results. Names have been changed to protect all the feral cats (CLICK HERE).

The tour continues with the next house in the neighborhood, the world famous Kitchen Witch. She is known all over the world for her ability and skill to cook and council rare and unusual familiars back to health. But, tonight she is hosting a Witches Tea for the new members of the  “Pointy Hat Society.” She has been slaving over her cauldron trying to stir up a potion that would warm their hearts. As a party favor, she is giving flying lessons. There was only one stipulation, they have to BYOB (bring your own broom.) (CLICK HERE)

Just across the street are the O’Lanterns. Mr. Jack and Mrs. Jill O’Lantern moved into their home, they call “The Pumpkin Patch,” the first of October. They have adopted pumpkins from all over the world, it is a must see (CLICK HERE). 

Next on the tour is Mr. and Mrs. C. Dracula’s home, the oldest residents on the block (CLICK HERE).

On the corner of the cul-de-sac is W. Witch, she is single, she can’t keep a man. Thanks to her professionalism and expertise, toads are not extinct (CLICK HERE).

Next door is the Pirate family (CLICK HERE) and last but not least, the scariest in the neighborhood is the Gruesome family. (CLICK HERE)

Enjoy your adventure. Be sure to get your hand stamped to receive your complementary candy from the tour guide.

DIRECTIONS: “GO THATTA WAY”  TO 

“GOA WAY”  THEN LEFT ON “FARFARA WAY,”  DRIVE DOWN 

“ONE WAY OR ANOTHER”  TO “MY WAY.” PASS

“HAVITURE WAY” TO “THIS WAY OR WRONG WAY.”  TAKE THE 

“ROUND-A-BOUT”  TO THE CORNER OF “NEVA AND EVA ROAD.” MAKE A LEFT AT 

“HARD TO FIND DRIVE.” GO TO STOP SIGN AT “2TH AVENUE,” 

“TURN RIGHT TO GO LEFT,”  BE SURE NOT TO “BLOCK THE INTERSECTION” AT “HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN.” FOLLOW SIGNS TO 

“MEMORY LANE”  AT THE DEAD END OF “WITS END.”  

“YIELD AHEAD” TO ELDERLY PEDESTRIANS CROSSING AT “LITTLE HOPE CEMETERY” AT

“6050 AMIGONE FUNERAL HOME.”  MAKE A HARD RIGHT/LEFT AT THE“NO NAME,” AND “PRIVATE ROAD” THEN GO STRAIGHT TO THE 

“HIDDEN ENTRANCE” AT THE END OF THE CUL-DE-SAC.

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